Contrarian. Politically incorrect. Littered with curse words. But as objective and as truthful as I'm capable of comprehending.
Thursday, November 6, 2025
How does everyone keep up with all of this long-form content?
Monday, February 12, 2024
Why can't Apple's own system automation tools be that productive?
Thursday, November 16, 2023
Drive 8 hours to pick up an old computer? Sure, why the hell not!
Sunday, September 24, 2023
The Mac Studio display has been chided since its release as unnecessary, in both price and components. Could it be that we have been looking at is what the flat-panel Apple TV was supposed to be? A reused design?
Monday, July 3, 2023
Find out what happened to Janet.
Thursday, April 6, 2023
The message is strong - gtfo of states that can't manage themselves
Tuesday, March 28, 2023
Found a website dedicated to one of my favorites
Tuesday, March 7, 2023
Documenting which operating systems work best on which machinery
Saturday, November 19, 2022
As boring as these aluminum Macs are, they're going to age so much better.
Tuesday, October 25, 2022
Chrome or Safari? Pick one. (I pick Safari)
Thursday, September 15, 2022
Everyone needs to get FreeBSD-pilled that FreeBSD is better than Linux.
Tuesday, March 22, 2022
No one would complain about the daylights savings changeover/spring forward if it happened during the workday.
Tuesday, March 15, 2022
I am obsessed with server utility applications, and I have no idea why.
Wednesday, February 16, 2022
First generation Intel MacBook Pro, meet first generation M1 MacBook Pro.
Wednesday, February 16, 2022
Worldwide software engineer appreciation week kicks off next week, 1/31.
Saturday, January 29, 2022
Dedication to the cause of saving beautiful iBook G3s
Thursday, April 1, 2021
Some thoughts on hardware lockdown.
Saturday, November 14, 2020
Celebrating completing a professional certification.
Sunday, June 14, 2020
I don't play videos games much these days, but these are the ones I used to like.
Wednesday, April 29, 2020
The world is not boring, YOU are boring for paying attention to nothing!
Wednesday, February 26, 2020
What happened to computing? Picking some new hardware.
Sunday, February 23, 2020
The truth about the time I tried to forge my own path.
Saturday, February 8, 2020
What happened to computing? Someone actually read this!
Saturday, January 25, 2020
What happened to computing? The Master Plan.
Wednesday, January 15, 2020
Everyone has to start somewhere, and this is my story.
Friday, November 22, 2019
The best way to get rid of spare change is to wait until night falls, when the streets are empty, then go get groceries and dump it by the fistful into the self-check machines.
Tuesday, October 8, 2019
Downloading software from the App Store is as dignified as sitting in the massage chairs in the middle of the hallways of your local indoor mall.
Thursday, October 3, 2019
The best way to find new tracks on Apple Music is to find a song you already know, search and let it play through the entire list of poorly matched songs it returns.
Monday, September 30, 2019
16:9 is an injustice forced on computer users by cinema loving nerds.
Thursday, July 25, 2019
You bootlicking fanboys know who you are, and you need to stop comparing everything to the iPod.
Sunday, April 14, 2019
Where does that generational theory/idea originate from?
Saturday, March 30, 2019
In the days of multi-million (or more) dollar marketing budgets telling us that tablets are computers, I respond with this.
Monday, March 18, 2019
This is your reminder to stop calling incomplete software "buggy."
Monday, February 5, 2018
Shift timelines and run a clone of the classic Finder on your modern Mac!
Thursday, December 21, 2017
What if we blended tech more invisibly into everyday things?
Thursday, December 21, 2017
Memories of the time someone at Apple pasted in a screenshot of an iPad on top of MacOS
Saturday, December 9, 2017
Guide on using Examine multi-indexers and searchers in Umbraco.
Friday, October 14, 2016
Converting SVG paths to CoreGraphics paths.
Monday, December 21, 2015
A guide on how to install and configure ASP.NET / Mono on macOS.
Monday, November 30, 2015
A guide on how to install and configure ASP.NET / Mono on macOS Server.
Monday, November 9, 2015
Using Terminal.app profiles to get up and going a bit quicker.
Sunday, March 1, 2015
What's missing from iOS's new parallax animations
Sunday, November 30, 2014
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