Contrarian. Politically incorrect. Littered with curse words. But as objective and as truthful as I'm capable of comprehending.
11/6/2025 7:35:21 PM
Why can't Apple's own system automation tools be that productive?
11/16/2023 11:57:00 AM
Drive 8 hours to pick up an old computer? Sure, why the hell not!
9/24/2023 12:00:00 PM
The Mac Studio display has been chided since its release as unnecessary, in both price and components. Could it be that we have been looking at is what the flat-panel Apple TV was supposed to be? A reused design?
7/3/2023 11:34:00 AM
Find out what happened to Janet.
4/6/2023 12:20:00 AM
The message is strong - gtfo of states that can't manage themselves
3/28/2023 12:00:00 PM
Found a website dedicated to one of my favorites
3/7/2023 12:06:00 PM
Documenting which operating systems work best on which machinery
11/19/2022 12:07:00 PM
As boring as these aluminum Macs are, they're going to age so much better.
10/25/2022 1:50:00 AM
Everyone needs to get FreeBSD-pilled that FreeBSD is better than Linux.
3/22/2022 12:00:00 PM
No one would complain about the daylights savings changeover/spring forward if it happened during the workday.
3/15/2022 12:00:00 PM
I am obsessed with server utility applications, and I have no idea why.
2/16/2022 1:36:00 AM
First generation Intel MacBook Pro, meet first generation M1 MacBook Pro.
2/16/2022 1:36:00 AM
Worldwide software engineer appreciation week kicks off next week, 1/31.
1/29/2022 10:09:00 PM
Dedication to the cause of saving beautiful iBook G3s
4/1/2021 12:00:00 PM
Celebrating completing a professional certification.
6/14/2020 12:00:00 PM
I don't play videos games much these days, but these are the ones I used to like.
4/29/2020 8:28:00 PM
The world is not boring, YOU are boring for paying attention to nothing!
2/26/2020 12:09:00 PM
What happened to computing? Picking some new hardware.
2/23/2020 12:00:00 PM
The truth about the time I tried to forge my own path.
2/8/2020 12:00:00 PM
What happened to computing? Someone actually read this!
1/25/2020 4:46:00 PM
What happened to computing? The Master Plan.
1/15/2020 12:00:00 PM
Everyone has to start somewhere, and this is my story.
11/22/2019 12:00:00 PM
The best way to get rid of spare change is to wait until night falls, when the streets are empty, then go get groceries and dump it by the fistful into the self-check machines.
10/8/2019 12:00:00 PM
Downloading software from the App Store is as dignified as sitting in the massage chairs in the middle of the hallways of your local indoor mall.
10/3/2019 12:00:00 PM
The best way to find new tracks on Apple Music is to find a song you already know, search and let it play through the entire list of poorly matched songs it returns.
9/30/2019 2:08:00 PM
16:9 is an injustice forced on computer users by cinema loving nerds.
7/25/2019 2:44:00 PM
You bootlicking fanboys know who you are, and you need to stop comparing everything to the iPod.
4/14/2019 8:26:00 PM
Where does that generational theory/idea originate from?
3/30/2019 12:00:00 PM
In the days of multi-million (or more) dollar marketing budgets telling us that tablets are computers, I respond with this.
3/18/2019 8:30:00 PM
This is your reminder to stop calling incomplete software "buggy."
2/5/2018 12:10:00 PM
Shift timelines and run a clone of the classic Finder on your modern Mac!
12/21/2017 4:39:00 PM
Memories of the time someone at Apple pasted in a screenshot of an iPad on top of MacOS
12/9/2017 8:16:00 PM
Guide on using Examine multi-indexers and searchers in Umbraco.
10/14/2016 7:40:00 PM
A guide on how to install and configure ASP.NET / Mono on macOS.
11/30/2015 8:17:00 PM
A guide on how to install and configure ASP.NET / Mono on macOS Server.
11/9/2015 8:19:00 PM
Using Terminal.app profiles to get up and going a bit quicker.
3/1/2015 8:25:00 PM
What's missing from iOS's new parallax animations
11/30/2014 7:56:00 PM
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