Ben Szymanski

Software Engineer • Umbraco Certified Master • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ & ๐ŸŠ

A Parking Lot Story

This happened last night:

Girl is laying on the pavement in the grocery store parking lot.

Other woman: โ€œIโ€™m going to call 911...โ€

Pavement girl: โ€œI just want you to go away!โ€

When I walked out of the store, the pavement girl was getting patted down by the police, and statements were being

taken. IDK what happened while I was inside shopping for fresh produce, but it mustโ€™ve been good.

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